I know its LATE for me to post anything about the upcoming NYE (Dec. 31st) and I have heard people time after time, talk about what they want to do as a New Year's Resolution EVERY YEAR and only to find out that they break it within a few months, weeks, and even days! So from me to you, here is my advice to take in for the New Year:
- Let old BS go. Whatever grudge you had over the past years, let it go. It's not worth it!
- Be true to yourself and true to others. If they can't stand the truth, then its time to pick a different crowd.
- Its ok to spoil yourself!!
- Put God first; he is the only one who will not judge you, and yet the only one that will love you unconditionally.
- Be a role model to the younger generation; they need GUIDANCE and a LEADER right now in this day and age.
Thanks for those who have kept up with my blog throughout 2010 and I will be looking forward to writing more in 2011!! Toast!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Do you have a boner? O_O
Ok this has to be the most awkward thing to happen to me this year. So please follow this story and laugh to your hearts content:
So at my place of employment, this older lady came in to get a Christmas card she designed copied on card stock. So here is the conversation that occurred as she was trying to fold the card I reproduced.
Me: So is there anything else I can help you with?
Lady: Not right now, because I'm trying to fold this card stock right and I'm having issues with it.
Me: I can try to fold it for you if you like?
Lady: Well, do you have a boner?
Me: Excuse me what was that?? o_O
Now I mean it caught me when she asked for a boner. I mean I seriously nonchalantly looked at my crotch to see if I had some type of erectile function going on in front of her!! I mean she explained it to me what this "boner" was and I found there is an item called a folding bone, or boner, that can fold card stock cleanly and sharply. But just the fact that she asked me for a boner was enough to have me laughing in tears after she left the store. That HAS to be the funniest thing to happen to me this year, well not really..but I will save that one for another post...
So at my place of employment, this older lady came in to get a Christmas card she designed copied on card stock. So here is the conversation that occurred as she was trying to fold the card I reproduced.
Me: So is there anything else I can help you with?
Lady: Not right now, because I'm trying to fold this card stock right and I'm having issues with it.
Me: I can try to fold it for you if you like?
Lady: Well, do you have a boner?
Me: Excuse me what was that?? o_O
Now I mean it caught me when she asked for a boner. I mean I seriously nonchalantly looked at my crotch to see if I had some type of erectile function going on in front of her!! I mean she explained it to me what this "boner" was and I found there is an item called a folding bone, or boner, that can fold card stock cleanly and sharply. But just the fact that she asked me for a boner was enough to have me laughing in tears after she left the store. That HAS to be the funniest thing to happen to me this year, well not really..but I will save that one for another post...
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