Do you have a boner? O_O

Ok this has to be the most awkward thing to happen to me this year. So please follow this story and laugh to your hearts content:

So at my place of employment, this older lady came in to get a Christmas card she designed copied on card stock.  So here is the conversation that occurred as she was trying to fold the card I reproduced.

Me:  So is there anything else I can help you with?

Lady:  Not right now, because I'm trying to fold this card stock right and I'm having issues with it.

Me:  I can try to fold it for you if you like?

Lady:  Well, do you have a boner?

Me: Excuse me what was that?? o_O

Now I mean it caught me when she asked for a boner.  I mean I seriously nonchalantly looked at my crotch to see if I had some type of erectile function going on in front of her!!  I mean she explained it to me what this "boner"  was and I found there is an item called a folding bone, or boner, that can fold card stock cleanly and sharply.  But just the fact that she asked me for a boner was enough to have me laughing in tears after she left the store.  That HAS to be the funniest thing to happen to me this year, well not really..but I will save that one for another post...